Thanks to Joke Duniya ..
Kajarare kajarare mere kaare kaare naina…
Kajarare kajarare mere kaare kaare naina…
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Once there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had to go to the desert and take one thing with them.
The brunette took a water bottle, the redhead took an umbrella and the blonde took a car-door.
They were walking in the desert with their objects and 3 men came up to them and said to the Brunette, “why have you got a water bottle?”
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde : We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator : Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde : Yes.
Operator : The power in the house in on?
Blonde : Of course.
Operator : And the switch is on?
Blonde : Yes, yes.
Operator : And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde : No, it’s working fine.
A blonde is on a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
“Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!”
Ground control receive her call for help and answers back:
“Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position”
“I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front”
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
“sahebji sahebji kutteji’ne murgi’ji ko pakar liya hai.”
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