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Microsoft hates You :p

Waaaaaahhhhh!! Microsoft says the word "stupid" isn't "acceptable". The folks here at StupidStuff.ORG foolishly attempted to purchase banner space from Microsoft "bCentral", only to be rejected by the chip-implanted drones who shuffle through their zombie-like existence working at the Microsoft "Customer Support" center.

They sent us an email, which we've reproduced below. After we got done crying our poor little eyes out, and telling little Billy that he won't get that life-saving heart operation after all, we decided to fight back against the Evil, Dream-Crushing Hacks From Redmond.

But we're not bitter. No sir, not a bit. Not one STINKING ITTY-BITTY BIT!!! After all, it's not our fault that Political Correctness has reached a new low, is it? Of course not. And that's why we hope you'll ignore Microsoft's blatant discrimination against us, and check out our site. It's so easy to do that even a Microsoft employee could do it- just use the menu to the left, or click on the big ol' "StupidStuff.ORG" logo above. Little Billy will thank you.

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Ghost Caught On Tape (Real)

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Funny pixxx

Here are Some Funny Pictures .. For yew all ..
Take care !
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Funny Pictures

hi .. today i am posting some funny pictures .. i hope .. naah .. i know you will like it :D
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EvoLution Of GameS And ToyS

Girls Fight

*update : i have added a (www.youtube.com) you tube video grabber :) now you can download you tube videos from my blog

Hi friends ! today i am going to show you girls fighting in different areas of world hope you like it.

------------------------ Girls fighting in Pakistan --------------------------

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-------------------------Girls fighting football match-------------------------

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--------------------------Little Girls Fighting---------------------------------

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----------------------------Malaysian girls fighting---------------------------

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---------------------------Indian Girls Fighting-------------------------------

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-----------------------------Girls Fighting For men----------------------------

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A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”

ATM machine

Its 4 asterisks (****).

The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.

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Water found on mars

NASA says that they have found water on Mars.

They have got the proof and I also believed this and here is the proof:
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Rupa

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE

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Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

posted in Adult SMS

Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS

Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamray mein chalain”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Usne utari saree…

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

aaj tumhein akeiley mein….

aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

posted in Adult SMS

He came at night, explored my body ….

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

posted in Adult SMS

Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay….

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

posted in Adult SMS

A girl phoned me

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

posted in Adult SMS

Last nite i went 2 bed without u…cold,naked…

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

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